Remember Corbin? The one who built the world's ugliest RX-7? Well, forget that car. He sold it.

For quite a good sum of money, in fact—proving that no matter how bad one's taste is, there will always be someone whose taste is not only worse, but who is willing throw exorbitant sums of money at it.

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Instead, he's moved on. Which is why he hauled a 1979 Rolls-Royce Silver Shadow II out of Monterey, after buying it on eBay during a physics class on a whim. It had 55,000 miles on it. Owing to the fickle winds of time, and because it's still a damned recession, the car cost a mere $8,500.

What are his plans for the "Trolls Royce?" Well, he wants to pull as much weight out of it, keep the backseat intact for the ladies (after all, look at that unrestrained sexiness above). And, of course, he wants to build one of the first Rolls-Royce drift cars in the world: twin turbos, straight pipes, everything. Because why not?

But, he needs your help. Why should you help him? We explain at great length at Autoweek. Want to help him? Visit his Kickstarter page and give generously. Youth, as they say, is wasted on the young.